Bultaco206’s memorial dad joke thread

[Yinzer Moto]

Bultaco206 loves a good dad joke, he is still alive and well but fully committed to ADVr, maybe we can tempt him over here with some good clean dad jokes.

 

[Yinzer Moto]

 

[DSquared]

 

[Anders-]

-Dad, I'm thirsty.

-Hi Thursday, I'm Friday!

 

[Anders-]

-Put the cat out.

-I didn't know it was on fire!

 

[Anders-]

-Dad, can you put my shoes on?

-No, they don't fit me!

 

[Gravity]

 

[Gravity]

 

[Austin]

Q - What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall?

A - Dam

 

[Dirtleg]

 

[Anders-]

Not a dad joke!

Just calling you out as none else did

 

[Yinzer Moto]

 

[Solitary1]

nice

Just checking out the foggy word thingy.

 

[Yinzer Moto]

 

[Yinzer Moto]

 

[bmw318tech]

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

 

[Yinzer Moto]

 

[Amphib]

 

[bassogap]

-Dad, I'm thirsty.

-Hi Thursday, I'm Friday!

Come over Saturday, we'll have a sundae.

 

[Possum]

I’m great at cheesy jokes but they do have a tendency to grate on peoples nerves.