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Bultaco206’s memorial dad joke thread

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I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger, and then it hit me.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure.

I put my shoes on the wrong feet. I don’t know whose feet I ended up with.

I decided to sell my vacuum because it was gathering dust.
 
When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.

Can one bird make a joke? No, but toucan.

An old lady asked me to check her balance at the bank today, so I pushed her over.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is heavy, and the other is lighter.
 
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