Bultaco206’s memorial dad joke thread

[scottcolbath]

So this morning I'm at the local place where all the GS riders wearing their whale foreskin suits hang out. The kid (actually, an adult male in his 20s) behind the counter is telling a customer how he got a flat and had to change the tire in the heat yesterday. Poor guy was suffering, at his own expense. He could not figure out how to use the pressure gauge while at the air pump at a local convenience store, and all the air left his tire. He then spent $10 trying to fill it back up and finally gave up and changed the tire.

S.C.

 

[Oldtrialer]

 

[Oldtrialer]

 

[MVI]

Bigfoot is sometimes called a Sasquatch...

Yeti don't care

 

[Some Dude]

 

[DSquared]

I know an amputee who would answer with humor.

 

[Some Dude]

 

[Anders-]

We need a regular "jokes" thread for all you guys who have no clue what classifies as a "dad joke"


Edit: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!

 

[Anders-]

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Spoiler

Because then it would be a foot.

What has four wheels and flies?

Spoiler

A garbage truck.

My wife told me to take out the spider instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks.
Nice guy. Turns out he's a web designer.

 

[Oldtrialer]

 

[Oldtrialer]

 

[Oldtrialer]

 

[Some Dude]

I've been reading about the non-binary gold prospector who, apparently, dug a fortune out of them/their hills.

 

[Some Dude]

 

[Some Dude]

 

[Anders-]

Can we stick to dad jokes here?

 

[Anders-]

"Back in my day, blowing a tranny was car trouble."

"Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks."


What did the bra say to the hat?
-You go on a head, I gotta give these two a lift.

 

[Anders-]

Yesterday I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full".
I thought, "I can't turn that down."


I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!

 

[Anders-]

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said "parking fine."


How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow? It is either one or the utter.

 

[Anders-]

My beard is causing problems, it keeps getting in my face.