Coming in late to this thread and find it.....interesting. I clicked on the steakhouse link and see that they "strongly" recommend reservations and I was intrigued so I did more digging. Montour, IA, according to the 2020 census is inhabited by 203 humans so that has me thinking WTF among many other things.
A very good friend recently moved from Central Colorado to western IA and has been bugging me about moving there. His rationale is more house/less money, more in line with my polly tics, and a few other things I've forgotten. He's an IA native but his primary reason for moving back is to help his mother as she deals with her ailing/failing spouse. I get that but what I don't get is moving from CO to IA and dealing with heat & humidity and bugs not to mention leaving a place where I'm 15 minutes from incredible riding and two hours from world class alpine skiing.
All I can say is that if I
visit him, the steaks better be incredible and the women beautiful and large-breasted and then maybe, just maybe, I'll visit him again.