Why am I here?

[Bueller]

 

[Yooper_Bob]

 

[nmroadrunner]

I'll play your silly game...why ARE you here?

 

[Oldtrix]

who gives a fuck. You're here, amuse us, annoy us, lurk, or GTFO.

 

[woods]

Reported.

 

[Simmons1]

 

[JimVonBaden]

 

[JimVonBaden]

A glitch in the Matrix. That's why you're here.

Only posts in the cellar, so no post count.

 

[Bueller]

You guys are really mean.

Love,

Alton Brown

 

[Bueller]

Do you still have the R60?

No, long gone. I’m not a good old bike guy. I don’t like it when things break. After all of the time and money put into that bike, when it broke a valve spring at 5000 rpm one day and left me stranded I decided that was it. I fixed it and sold it.

 

[oldschool]

Well, welcome to the corporate-free experience - even if you don't know why you're here.

 

[DirtFarmer]

Love,

Alton Brown

Staying off gravel these days?

 

[Bueller]

I ride the same BV350 I bought new in 2013, a 2007 Vespa GTS 250 I bought used 3.5 years ago, and a Moto Guzzi V7-850 I bought a year ago. The Guzzi is a blast, the Vespa is relaxing, and the BV is my all arounder/utility vehicle. Still running strong at 32,000 miles.

 

[Camhead64]

Sorry, misunderstood. I thought it was because your dad promised he'd pull out.

 

[Bueller]

Sorry, misunderstood. I thought it was because your dad promised he'd pull out.

He never pulled out, and I have the siblings to prove it. Maybe even some I haven’t met yet.

 

[Danno]

This sight is like missing the rock or root ya hate on every trail. Just a better line to miss crap on the trail..... Thats why I'm here....

 

[FASTRacing]

I was told there would be snacks ......

😋

 

[Mumphy]

It's here or celeb jihad.com

 

[rewster469]

 

[Mumphy]

The real reason I told Cannonshot and some idiot Ian 743457890732 to go f their selves in no uncertain words and where to stick their points