Bultaco206’s memorial dad joke thread

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

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It goes back four seconds.

 

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What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney?

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Claustrophobia.

 

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What did the bra say to the hat?

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You go on a head. I gotta give these two a lift.

 

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Sad part is, I have vacuumed my driveway, several times. Usually after cutting aluminum. I don’t want those slivers getting tracked in the house.

 

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