Uh oh, someone's assuming...I like Paul. Not enough to give him a reach-around to stay here (he hasn't asked yet), but he's alright as far as I'm concerned.
Uh oh, someone's assuming...I like Paul. Not enough to give him a reach-around to stay here (he hasn't asked yet), but he's alright as far as I'm concerned.
On Saturday I was about 13 ounces into some of the finest vodka you can buy in a plastic bottle when it suddenly struck me; PUI on ADVb time! 'It's gonna be fun' I slurred to myself. The last thing I remember was posting a joke about a diaper that would make even a billy goat puke!Posting Under the Influence.
On Saturday I was about 13 ounces into some of the finest vodka you can buy in a plastic bottle when it suddenly struck me; PUI on ADVb time! 'It's gonna be fun' I slurred to myself. The last thing I remember was posting a joke about a diaper that would make even a billy goat puke!
When I woke up yesterday afternoon opened my browser to what was surely going to be 100s of notifications; a bunch of likes, lots of admiration, and probably a little disgust. I had 4 notifications... wtf? I checked my post history and nothing since Saturday morning... everything was gone! There was only two possible causes; 1) woods didn't think I'm as drunk funny as I do and deleted it all (highly unlikely). 2) the China balloon hacked my ADVb account and deleted all of my comedic gold (more likely). To confirm I checked my browswer history and I realized what had actually happened. I'd been mistakenly posting on advDikes. ooof!!
Yew is under preachyated yew is, i mean its good wood makes one hell of a bow stave. Just sayin. Oh and fuck china .On Saturday I was about 13 ounces into some of the finest vodka you can buy in a plastic bottle when it suddenly struck me; PUI on ADVb time! 'It's gonna be fun' I slurred to myself. The last thing I remember was posting a joke about a diaper that would make even a billy goat puke!
When I woke up yesterday afternoon opened my browser to what was surely going to be 100s of notifications; a bunch of likes, lots of admiration, and probably a little disgust. I had 4 notifications... wtf? I checked my post history and nothing since Saturday morning... everything was gone! There was only two possible causes; 1) woods didn't think I'm as drunk funny as I do and deleted it all (highly unlikely). 2) the China balloon hacked my ADVb account and deleted all of my comedic gold (more likely). To confirm I checked my browswer history and I realized what had actually happened. I'd been mistakenly posting on advDikes. ooof!!
About half the time the " post reply" is not clicked. I get to see my own inspired thoughts this way. And I stay logged in for easy navigation.On Saturday I was about 13 ounces into some of the finest vodka you can buy in a plastic bottle when it suddenly struck me; PUI on ADVb time! 'It's gonna be fun' I slurred to myself. The last thing I remember was posting a joke about a diaper that would make even a billy goat puke!
When I woke up yesterday afternoon opened my browser to what was surely going to be 100s of notifications; a bunch of likes, lots of admiration, and probably a little disgust. I had 4 notifications... wtf? I checked my post history and nothing since Saturday morning... everything was gone! There was only two possible causes; 1) woods didn't think I'm as drunk funny as I do and deleted it all (highly unlikely). 2) the China balloon hacked my ADVb account and deleted all of my comedic gold (more likely). To confirm I checked my browswer history and I realized what had actually happened. I'd been mistakenly posting on advDikes. ooof!!
Hey now.He's already been and gone, but he could return.
Using another account, named after a suffrutescent, crucifeous plant.
Saying he's from Illinois.
hrmmm ...
I resemble that remark!I'm two and a half of them. Not a chix.
LOL... maybe you're not hated enough.I'm right here!
You fuckers need to have the same screen name here as on the other place. That way I know who to dislike in advance
Boy…. to go through life with so much hate… I really hope she finds some acceptance and peace.
B-cups are underrated.Fuck em, and if they are pretty blonde or preferably redheads and got firm 36 or 38cs all the better.
I'll take that as a compliment.B-cups are underrated.
Mansierre? My moobs barely rate.I'll take that as a compliment.